|18 | ♑ | Asexual | Mage of Life
DID SOMEONE SAY JADE HARLEY TALKSPRITE?!?!
I di’ it. I made my first talksprite
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with perfect minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all perfect know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
how the hell are some of u guys 13/14
when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia
BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS
BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ
Imagine walking out on a lovely day and stepping into a painful trap that cuts through your skin, and through bone.
then imagine being terrified, so then a human comes along and takes you, probes you analy with a electric probe, electrocuting you so you’re stunned, then starts beating and skinning you alive.
Just imagine that before you buy fur! its nasty, inhumane and for our vanity. just buy fake fur! its kinder and no harm done to poor animals.
ITS ANIMAL ABUSE
Wait what? If you really believe any of that rubbish then it shows just how ignorant about fur production you really are.
Why on earth would anyone need to electrocute, beat AND skin an animal alive? Killing an animal is a very simple and easy process when you know what you’re doing. You know how trapped animals are typically killed? A bullet to the brain or vitals. Quick, clean and the animal is rendered instantly dead. Traps also don’t cut through skin or break bones. If they do then it is an illegal poachers trap. Modern traps have been specially designed so that they do not harm the animal in any way, with special features such as padded jaws and swivels in the chain that allow the animal to twist and turn freely. Here is a trapper demonstrating how leg-hold traps work. You’ll find trappers will often test the traps out on themselves to ensure they wont cause harm.
As for skinning alive, it does not happen. Period.
alternatives to “it was all just a dream”
- it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
- it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
- it was all just a feature length puppet show
- it was all just a set of cave paintings
- it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
Gravity Falls has some great posters shown throughout the series. We’ve been recreating several of them and you can buy them over at our Etsy store. We have also partnered with some artists to sell their work based on the show as well. Be sure to check them out!