zeldathemes
Kat | F | 18 | ♑ | Asexual |
Mage of Life
It's Been Two Fucking Years and I Still Don't Know What I'm Doing

carrotcakebandit:

mink’s route was the most perfect application of the d.e.n.n.i.s system ever conducted

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  #dmmd  

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

  #harry potter  

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

  #harry potter  

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

  #i don't know if this is true because i have a droid but i really hope it's true  

Don’t ask why I’m awake before three pm it’s a long and stupid story and the gist of it is that my cat’s a dick

  #slice of life  

shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

bk-mdma:

I am no longer going to “respect people’s opinion” on things that are not up for discussion. I am not going to keep scrolling after I see someone call a trans woman a man. I am no longer going to tolerate extremist religious people acting like they can decide where I’ll spend my…

ranchdepressing:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

i feel like this would be rose lalondes hobby

ranchdepressing:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

i feel like this would be rose lalondes hobby