zeldathemes
Kat | gender-neutral/no pronoun preference
|18 | ♑ | Asexual | Mage of Life
It's Been Two Fucking Years and I Still Don't Know What I'm Doing

avasdemon:

Pedri Nanezgani and Arrow Sisters as requested!

  #avas demon    #dear santa  

paperseverywhere:

DID SOMEONE SAY JADE HARLEY TALKSPRITE?!?!

I di’ it. I made my first talksprite 

  #i adore this    #look at her    #she's such a cutie    #homestuck    #jfh  
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with perfect minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all perfect know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

Fur

tigerskinsandotherthings:

smintyvalo:

Imagine walking out on a lovely day and stepping into a painful trap that cuts through your skin, and through bone

then imagine being terrified, so then a human comes along and takes you, probes you analy with a electric probe, electrocuting you so you’re stunned, then starts beating and skinning you alive

Just imagine that before you buy fur! its nasty, inhumane and for our vanity. just buy fake fur! its kinder and no harm done to poor animals. 

ITS ANIMAL ABUSE 

Wait what? If you really believe any of that rubbish then it shows just how ignorant about fur production you really are.

Why on earth would anyone need to electrocute, beat AND skin an animal alive? Killing an animal is a very simple and easy process when you know what you’re doing. You know how trapped animals are typically killed? A bullet to the brain or vitals. Quick, clean and the animal is rendered instantly dead. Traps also don’t cut through skin or break bones. If they do then it is an illegal poachers trap. Modern traps have been specially designed so that they do not harm the animal in any way, with special features such as padded jaws and swivels in the chain that allow the animal to twist and turn freely. Here is a trapper demonstrating how leg-hold traps work. You’ll find trappers will often test the traps out on themselves to ensure they wont cause harm. 

As for skinning alive, it does not happen. Period.

  #psa    #i mean i'm all for faux fur because it's cheap and guilt-free    #but don't be an ignoramus about shit like this  
  #gravity falls  

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
  #okay but    #i REALLY want to see that last one in theaters  

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Gravity Falls has some great posters shown throughout the series. We’ve been recreating several of them and you can buy them over at our Etsy store. We have also partnered with some artists to sell their work based on the show as well. Be sure to check them out!

  #dear santa    #i want the fallout shelter one    #or one of the bill ones  

prettiestpotato:

coming out to your parents

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  #im not sure if mable is supposed to be the mother or a sibling who already knew you were queer